When babies hold your finger with their whole hand
2 hours of sleep VS. 11 hours of sleep
Let's go home and cuddle
Hello darkness my old friend, why are you here it's 4pm
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
Me parallel parking
My salary VS. My lifestyle
POV: Me staring into a mirror watching my barber ruin my whole social life
When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse
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