When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
Every family has a member who's known as "the traveler"
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
Food gives you energy
Me arriving at work VS. Me leaving work
When you're having a good day and suddenly...
No pickles, please!
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