Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you

When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone

25 and unmarried: How you look VS. How relatives see you

Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?

What my seeds see every 30 minutes after sowing

Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep

Almost ready so stop rushing me

Finally gets in bed to get some rest

The real Bermuda Triangle