When I'm having a good day
Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
My life is boring and repetitive
The older I get, the more introverted I become
Relationship status: Probably never again
Me when someone's looking at me while I'm doing something
Me every single night
That one biscuit when I open the pack
When you get the deluxe car wash
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