When I'm having a good day

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave

When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse

There is always someone looking at your posts like this

You give the best relationship advice

I found somebody better than you

Every family has a member who's known as "the traveler"

When you are seriously angry

The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"