Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad

Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday

Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop

When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice

Egg Cooking Times

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

When you watched Netflix all day...

How my dog feels when I let him off the leash

Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy