Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
14 days in the supermarket VS 2 days in my house
Ghosting everyone for no reason
When her foundation doesn't match her neck
It ends with me!
Be gentle closing the door
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
Try not to cry!
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
Find daily funny memes, quotes & sayings for your social media posts & messages.
Apple and the Apple logo are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.
Google Play and the Google Play logo are trademarks of Google LLC.