Me when someone talks to me but I see a mirror next to me
How to get me to go travelling
At the checkout
That one biscuit when I open the pack
I am a multitasker
Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
There's logic to my laziness
What happened?
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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