Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
Me: *wakes up on time*
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
When you open the oven to check if the pizza is done
When you ask someone for directions
The Disney character I actually am
When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
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