Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
When you accidentally block an intersection
Sunlight: *exists*
When you're doing laundry
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
Don't say that to me!
When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes
At the checkout
When you see your food coming at a restaurant
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