Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
My cat: I lost my toy under the couch
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
When the can opener comes home
My wife's hair in the drain
*Dented car speeds past me*
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
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