A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras
There's logic to my laziness
Only men will understand
You told me it would stop raining!
Honesty is the key
When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message
Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?
When someone speeds up to pass me
How unlucky are you?
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