How I look at my man who is the love of my life

When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday

I love garlic so much

My cat: I lost my toy under the couch

When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going

Almost ready so stop rushing me

My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself

I doubt it!

No pickles, please!