I need this on my front door

When you make it to the bathroom just in time

Your vacation was not approved

My plans for the rest of the year

When I say I'm functional this is what I mean

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

When Netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching

When your human says eating too many treats is unhealthy

Saving cooking videos and never cooking it