Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
I have two milestones at work
When I get thirsty in the morning
Me after I spent 23 hours 59 minutes with bae
Me: Nice to meet you
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
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