Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
My dog at home
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
Today was great
No eating in class
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
Don't say that to me!
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
My name alone will ruin someone's whole day
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