Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
I am a multitasker
Everyday is the same
When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home
*Dented car speeds past me*
Me laughing at my own jokes
I created a mini version of myself
When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
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