When you stop to let someone cross
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
Me watching all these reboots of my favorite movies
You gotta bump those numbers up
Parents when you laugh once after you missed school for being sick
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
I wonder if he still thinks I'm attractive
When you don't know how to flirt
I like my water the way I like my emotions
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