When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

The evolution of horror movies

When you're mad but he says "give me a kiss"

Not much of a rise and shine person

When you let your girl wear your clothes

How the professor explains it

She's probably talking to someone else

Oh, I see. Now I totally get it.