When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
I'm gonna go to bed early today
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Moms wondering where all the shampoo went
Four year old me waiting to hand dad the wrench
When the wife starts posting selfies
Do not touch my scissors
Gonna be late
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
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