No pickles, please!

How every text message looks unless you put lol at the end

Something bad is about to happen

It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world

You're so quiet

When mom finishes counting till zero

When you thought you had a couple hundred dollar but...

That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking

Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor