When you leave tihngs for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day

Me if overthinking is a workout

You wanted a man in your life so bad

When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk

I'm not supposed to tell anybody

Why do you want this job?

I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore

Well-deserved reward for me and my bestie