You're probably over 30
When guests come over
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
When the slightest inconvenience happens in life
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
How my blanket be looking
My cat any time I use the bathroom
Easy choice for me
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
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