You're probably over 30
Use your voice
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time
When people try to talk to you
Love is in the air!
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
Normal people in the shower VS. Me in the shower
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
When the wife starts posting selfies
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