You're probably over 30
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
When your parents are yelling at you
Me waiting for it to be late so I can hurry up
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
Worst she can say is no
I used to do this
Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away
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