The moment I wake up
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
Do you want fries?
Imagine sleeping all night
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
I don't know if I can afford it
Me checking if he texted me
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