When someone asks you how your night went
My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself
When the wife starts posting selfies
We passed the semester together
What did you eat today?
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
Mom, I missed the bus
Is everything a joke to you?
I almost didn't come in today
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