Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
Takes one sip of coffee
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Make hotel checkouts past noon
I don't know you anymore
When someone shows me a meme I saw two weeks ago
Me trying to fix my blankets at night
When anyone asks my favourite weather
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
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