Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
Are you hungry?
Stay away from my man
When you have to drive all the time
Me reentering the dating pool
Yes, I had breakfast
I have a wahing machine
When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
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