When you have to drive all the time
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
My life is boring and repetitive
When are you going to give us grandkids?
The good ice
When I finish watching a Harry Pooter marathon
Other people when they win something VS. Me when I win something
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
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