When my friend's mom asks if we are hungry
My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
The best part of the orange
He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home
Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
We don't need a mechanic!
After all, why not?
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
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