The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
My salary VS. My lifestyle
When the slightest inconvenience happens in life
Saloon Mirror VS. Home Mirror
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Don't let a good day distract you
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
Sunlight: *exists*
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