The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
I don't want to be part of the drama at work
Me wearing my man's slides
Packs two hours before leaving for a trip
Me at least once a day, everyday
I'm gonna go to bed early today
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When you're mad but he says "give me a kiss"
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