Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
When I peel potatoes
I'm not really into drama
Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep
I'm gonna go to bed early today
Me arriving at work VS. Me leaving work
When the movie begins
You are not a guest anymore, you are family
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