Moms wondering where all the shampoo went
My mom in the passanger seat
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
How close I be to quitting my job everyday
When you both know it'll end in disaster
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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