Me who lied on my resume
When guests come over
I would not survive a Jigsaw trap
When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you're showing me a funny video on Instagram and expecting me to laugh
I have got 99 problems
The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.
Me washing dishes
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