Hello darkness my old friend, why are you here it's 4pm

Why can't you sleep?

What do you like more in the morning tea or coffee?

My cat: I lost my toy under the couch

When I see another person with my name

The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

Me when you first see me Vs me as soon as you talk to me

Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story