Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀
When you trying to sleep with the TV on
Why I like going for drives alone
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
Morning people by 8 PM
Opens washing machine to take out washed clothes
When your holiday ends
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