The fastest things on Earth
When I'm trying to parallel park
When your girl shows you her new nails
I'll take a warm shower
Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away
When I walk past a group of people and hears them laugh
You want to deposit the whole $3?
Takes one sip of coffee
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