Too old to be young, and too young to be old
Gonna be late
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
Cold butter VS. My poor toast
Me having any problem
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
People dissing me for buying childish stuff
Other people when they win something VS. Me when I win something
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