You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
When I'm cooking with hot oil
My dreams are weird
I'll get a dog for protection
When my alarm wakes me up
I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over
In Japan, broken objects are often repaired with gold
Me when I read my old chats
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