When you accidentally step on a toy pig

You want to deposit the whole $3?

Me browsing cars I can't afford

Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots

I don't get how people afford life without a job

When someone’s telling you tea but it’s actually concerning

The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19

My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it