When they see your browser history
When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse
If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive
You're probably over 30
Me playing Uno
Don't be negative, go out and enjoy life
Why did you jump in your sleep?
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
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