Story of my life
I am making an omelette
My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself
Girls: Why don't boys get our signs
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
She'll have large fries
When the whole squad come through
My dog won't hurt you
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