Relationship status: Probably never again
The older I get, the more introverted I become
My mom: Go get some lettuce
We are not the same
When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
A wasp got in your house
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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