I skip the first slice of bread

That moment when someone calls you exactly at 12AM on your birthday

Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor

When I hear the toy boxing being dumped out again

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

Me explaning to the delivery guy where I live

Sometimes I just zone out like this

How long is the flight?