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Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
People that back into parking spots
When you're approaching someone in a long hallway
Yes, I had breakfast
When you accidentally block an intersection
When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk
When you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month
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