When her foundation doesn't match her neck

99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day

When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you

I'm unfollowing you too

Every family has a member who's known as "the traveler"

Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me

The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

Just blink eyes for 0.02 secs