I want a girl who loves long romantic walks
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
Men's hygiene products are getting out of hands
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Me playing every game ever
When I use "🙂" this is what I mean
My brain: Just do it!
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