So I come home from work and my wife says to me
When you drop your phone off the bed
When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
When I leave a party early and unannounced
Most people don't want to be rich
Wanna go for a walk?
When you call someone and they don't answer
My fridge when I'm trying to figure out something to eat
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