Me: I love learning new things
My mouth VS. My heart
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
When you look at someone's phone
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
Me every single night
Me fake sleeping in the car
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