Me after getting home after a long day at work
When you get the deluxe car wash
I literally don't do anything all day
My mom when I opened up a bag of candy
When someone's phone screen is a pic of themselves
They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
Motherhood gives you a special glow
Teacher: *comes to class 5 minutes late*
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