I don't wanna work but I need the money

When someone sits beside you on the bus

I'll get a dog for protection

Having the TV volume as an...

Me checking my hair and face while walking beside a car or bike

When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes

You'd think that with the amount of overthinking I do I'd make the right decisions

Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?