When I get thirsty in the morning
Are you always this sarcastic?
When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first
"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason
Swallows the wrong way
Almost ready so stop rushing me
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
I don't want to talk about it...
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