Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
When you already frustrated this will send you over the edge
When I see another person with my name
What your taxi driver see's before you jump in
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
There's logic to my laziness
When somebody asks a question at the end of a meeting
Who's a Good Boy?
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