The person that's been spending all my money
When someone passes you
Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work
When you get comfortable in your bed
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
Girls: Why don't boys get our signs
Teacher: How do you read your own handwriting?
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
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