Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?

8 year old me at the corner of the swimming pool

Please, one ridiculous problem at a time

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers

Me and my child looking at the math problem

When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse

A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras