My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
When you stop to let someone cross
Me in bed looking at buying things that I can't afford
I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality
I said we sad today
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
When you have to drive all the time
When you have to delete a game
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