I won the genetic lottery
Finally found a bag for all my money
My knees once I get up off the couch
When I was young and full of dreams
When someone's phone screen is a pic of themselves
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
When someone speeds up to pass me
Please don't tell mom
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