When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes

Elder siblings

Me and my favorite co-worker judging people at work like

When you keep dying in the exact same spot in a game

When you tell your mom that you're sick...

When you meow at your owner for food

Me who lied on my resume

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?