So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
My heart is telling me a to pack all my stuff and move to new city
Nothing hurts more than trying your best and still not being good enough
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
When I'm crying but I see myself in the mirror
Start every day with a smile
It's just a cough
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