When I finally marry my favorite person
Imagine sleeping all night
My anxiety describing every social interaction I've ever had
The duality of parents
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Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
Me trying to find the motivation to go to work tomorrow
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