If you need someone to talk to, I'm here

The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

Parents when you laugh once after you missed school for being sick

When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk

Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep

Please, one ridiculous problem at a time

My fridge when I'm trying to figure out something to eat

When your crush posts something romantic and you try to convince yourself that it is about you