It is what it is!

Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep

Netflix: *Makes a skip intro button*

When you already frustrated this will send you over the edge

My mom: Go get some lettuce

Reasons why I turn on the TV

Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?