Not playing for two days
Swallows the wrong way
Use your voice
When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out
I like sandwiches and I have anxiety
Netflix: *Makes a skip intro button*
Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story
You want to deposit the whole $3?
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