When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it

Relationship expectations Vs. The reality

I used to do this

Me at 20 years old watching my mom make my favorite food because I told her I was craving it

When someone told you a joke 10 minutes ago and you finally get it

Me sending different memes to different friends according to their humor level

People who change job frequently VS. People who stay at the same job

When someone asks you a question right after you wake up