When a man tells a woman to calm down
This is all you managed
When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips
What's on your mind?
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
Do you have any special skills?
How my wife sleeps
Not playing for two days
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