I ain't clearing up no rumors

The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers

I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore

Being a parent VS. Being an uncle

When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf

Where is the TV remote?

I am fast, very fast