I don't love the way you lie
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
My anxiety: Hey, it's me again
Me with my FBI team
Me getting my oil changed
The best position for sleeping
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