Move the most important things first
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away
Me at least once a day, everyday
When life finally starts getting better
I have to go to work
Adulting is an extreme sport
Food gives you energy
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