When a car stops to let you cross the road
I'm not gonna stress myself out today
"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
Be awkward by being quiet VS. Be awkward by talking
It works fine
When people test your patience at work
Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story
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