My mom: Go get some lettuce
When your food sounds like a battlefield
The moment I wake up
Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
Your face when the pothole was deeper than it looked
We are going to go around and introduce ourselves
One more pizza roll
When your best friend forgot to greet you on your birthday
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