My wife's hair in the drain
I think I'm gonna book the flight
When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk
I think I've had about all I can take
Celebrating someone else's birthday Vs. celebrating mine
Few minutes after girls check into hotels
When you realize he's right in the argument
My reaction whenever I'm happy, sad, angry, disappointed, excited and confused
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