My last option when I'm losing an argument
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
How to end a conversation
I love the sound of heavy rain and thunder
Just wanna stay busy so I don't have time to feel anything
My taste in women
Why do you want this job?
Why did you jump in your sleep?
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