It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

When my love songs play in front of the homies

Girls be like

With your powers combined I am adulthood

4 year old me finding out someone has the same name as me

Me after having a bad day

Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away