Why can't you sleep?

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life

Tell employees we can't afford to pay more

My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...

A picture of my kids playing together

You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you're showing me a funny video on Instagram and expecting me to laugh

You told me it would stop raining!