Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story
14 days in the supermarket VS 2 days in my house
When you're looking for an adult to handle the situation
Whenever I can hear people chewing
She used to bath you
When someone gets in your car
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
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