Me while cooking
Me when someone talks to me but I see a mirror next to me
Easy choice for me
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
My desire to isolate myself VS. My desire for connection
Me: I need to start eating better
Celebrating someone else's birthday Vs. celebrating mine
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