When your job is calling you on your day off
Things I'm bad at: singing
Don't pack too much, we're only staying 3 days
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice
Worst she can say is no
You're so quiet
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