When you're mad at him VS. When he's mad at you

Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work

Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

When someone’s telling you tea but it’s actually concerning

Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

Getting home from a concert

Do you have my phone?