If you need someone to talk to, I'm here

Me asking everyone how they like their burger

Reasons why I turn on the TV

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you're showing me a funny video on Instagram and expecting me to laugh

Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie

I am a strong, intelligent, educated woman

When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work