My wife's hair in the drain
When I have to go to the grocery store
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
My mom when she was young VS. Me
Feeling safe in someone's energy
Me without coffee VS. Me with coffee
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