When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
Me defending my pet
When they see your browser history
Me pretending not to see
My cat any time I use the bathroom
Oh, you can do my job?
The person that's been spending all my money
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
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