I found where my ex was born
I'll get a dog for protection
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
I can't wait for my birthday
When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
What did you eat today?
The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.
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