My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
It's just a video game
When I peel potatoes
Photo from last night's party
When you're a chill guy and she's a chill girl so you're just chill together
Girls be like
*Puts car in neutral*
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