When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going

When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock

My plans for the rest of the year

I am lucky to have my mom in my life

*Crush passes by in front of us*

When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out

When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside

Oh, you can do my job?