Few minutes after girls check into hotels
Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
Try not to cry!
People that back into parking spots
How my dog feels when I let him off the leash
My dog won't hurt you
When you wake up before your friend at their house
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