*Dented car speeds past me*
When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse
Me after shaving my beard
Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work
A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras
I have got 99 problems
Me before clicking "pay now"
Imagine sleeping all night
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