Me trying to fix my blankets at night
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
When yomeone asks you to speak about yourself
You can't just erase people from your life
Guess who just blocked me
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
When you get the deluxe car wash
When I'm cooking with hot oil
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