What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
When someone asks about your family
I'm not always on my phone
Me laughing at my own jokes
Me when I read my old chats
When your best friend motivates you
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