When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart

When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself

It’s just from nowhere

When the teacher asks if you have any questions

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

My wife: we should really budget

When he asks me why I'm crying again but I'm just a chill girl who feels things deeply

9 year old me thinking the game would load faster if I acted like I didn't care