Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment
Honesty is the key
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
Me at the very edge of the mattress
Me stalking my own account cause I have no one to talk
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
How it feels to not say weird stuff
Getting home from a concert
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