I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning

When you're mad at him VS. When he's mad at you

What makes you happy?

New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am

Me checking my hair and face while walking beside a car or bike

Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything