I said we sad today

When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first

Kids will call your name a hundred times

When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips

When my alarm wakes me up

When I do both Rihanna and Eminem's parts in Love the way you lie

Reasons why I turn on the TV

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said