Me at the very edge of the mattress
The older I get, the more I understand this outburst
This is my home now
Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
When I finally marry my favorite person
*Puts car in neutral*
When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself
That one friend who teaches you the netire syllabus one hour before exam
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