When you both know it'll end in disaster
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes
Yes, I had breakfast
How my wife sleeps
Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?
Me right now
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
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