When I ask my mom if I can go out
Get me outta here!
That one kid who always runs to lunch
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
I know who's fake and who's real
Mood: muted, blocked, deleted, unfollowed, bye
My girlfriend doesn't control me
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