My parents at 7 AM
When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse
Me: I need to start eating better
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Girls with cold hands
When someone gets in your car
When you drop your phone off the bed
Me when someone talks to me but I see a mirror next to me
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