Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store
Real
My dad played that card until I was 16
Make hotel checkouts past noon
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
Relationship expectations Vs. The reality
Someone: sends a screenshot
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
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