Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
Me who lied on my resume
Neither feels right and this is giving me anxiety
I have a wahing machine
Adulting is an extreme sport
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
Driving makes me think and relax
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