What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
My mom: Go get some lettuce
When guests come over
Kids at the back of the bus
Harry Potter at the end of every school year
One more pizza roll
Me after I do the dishes
I love the sound of heavy rain and thunder
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