The song in the car: *about to hit the sick beat drop*
My dad played that card until I was 16
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
Dad waiting for me to wake up
Only girls can understand
I don't love the way you lie
Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep
Me right after having fun
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