I would let you eat this part of my ice-cream
When someone tells you to take the upcoming exit
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
I feel stressed
When you ask someone for directions
One look and you know exactly what each other is saying
Just the bill please
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
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