My wife's hair in the drain
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
With girlfriend VS With friends
I don't know why I'm always so tired
*Puts car in neutral*
Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep
He's cuter in person
Relationship status: Probably never again
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