*Puts car in neutral*

Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time

When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

Your vacation request has been denied

My forehead

It's wird but my handwriting depends on a brand of a pen

The biggest fear of childhood