My fridge when I'm trying to figure out something to eat
The only happy ending I know
When the washer and dryer are done with their jobs
I don't know if I can afford it
Me playing every game ever
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice
The car behind me when I try to drive at night
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