First time at the house of friends
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
When you do something really bad in a dream
When you get in an argument with your mom
I think I've had about all I can take
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time
Me at 20 years old watching my mom make my favorite food because I told her I was craving it
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