My last option when I'm losing an argument

When you accidentally block an intersection

I get ready to go to work

Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

Free and more effective

When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off

When your job is calling you on your day off