When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger
I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
When my mom complains about my attitude
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Today was great
Most people don't want to be rich
Packs two hours before leaving for a trip
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