I would let you eat this part of my ice-cream
Close your books, we're going to computer lab
Food will never betray you
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
I'm not always on my phone
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
Listening to the same sad song on repeat
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Find daily funny memes, quotes & sayings for your social media posts & messages.
Apple and the Apple logo are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.
Google Play and the Google Play logo are trademarks of Google LLC.