I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning

Mood: muted, blocked, deleted, unfollowed, bye

Me restarting a song that is already in the middle because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

That's why I spend so much time in the restroom

When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it

Most people don't want to be rich

Do all men think towels will dry like this?

When your anxiety is through the roof