*Dented car speeds past me*
Friend I haven't seen in years
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
When your mom asks you to bring in groceries from the car
When you ask your teenager to do a little housework
When your ex posts about loyalty
My girlfriend doesn't control me
Been together 6 years and still going
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