When are you going to give us grandkids?
When someone speeds up to pass me
Takes my glasses off
Hey, can I ask you something?
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
I'll get a dog for protection
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?
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