If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
I want to get in better shape
"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason
When your girl is mad at you
When babies hold your finger with their whole hand
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
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