I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
When you open the oven to check if the pizza is done
POV: You're 12 and bored in class
When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf
The car behind me when I try to drive at night
…
I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
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