When your girl is mad at you

When you haven't slept all night but you're in a good mood

When I get thirsty in the morning

I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over

People who change job frequently VS. People who stay at the same job

Stay out of my feed with your corny posts

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

I have like 8000 interests and zero skills