The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
When you stop to let someone cross
80 missed calls from my mom
I am a multitasker
POV: you're being 100% honest with your therapist
When I secretly use mobile instead of studying
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
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