The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
When are you going to give us grandkids?
My mom pretending to like my macaroni art
When you're obsessed with your man
When someone asks me about directions
Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
I could be planning to wash dishes
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