When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes

Them: it's not even that cold stop being dramatic

When you watched Netflix all day...

POV: you catch me eating shredded cheese at 3 AM

Me telling my problems to my pet

The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

My routine is simple

The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19