My knees once I get up off the couch
When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
Me bringing home fast food for dinner
I have to go to work
I'll get a dog for protection
When she's getting on your nerves
People going to the beach and getting mad about people going to the beach
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