When a man tells a woman to calm down

The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

Your call is important to us

I truly believe we struggle in our minds more than we do in reality

My dad raising us VS. My dad with his grandkids

My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...

If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs

Who have never seen The Office