Do not touch my scissors
Talking to people your age who have their lives figured out
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Me with soft boiled eggs
Relationship expectations Vs. The reality
When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀
When I'm having a good day
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