You are not a guest anymore, you are family
Why can't you sleep?
Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would do also
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Just blink eyes for 0.02 secs
I'm tired inside and out
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice
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