My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
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You have to respect other people's opinions
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When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first
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My taste in women
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Girls hands all the time
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Me thinking that I've fixed my life just because I cleaned my room
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The older I get, the more I understand this outburst
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When the can opener comes home
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Stays in the house so I won't spend money
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