My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

Please, one ridiculous problem at a time

When my alarm wakes me up

What cows see when I drive past them

Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would do also

Some screenshots are memories and some are evidence

I am making an omelette

When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do