It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world
When someone gets in your car
When you play death metal for your friends
When your neighbours are arguing
Before eating food
I skip the first slice of bread
I'm gonna have a good day today
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
When your PC is too fast
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