It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world

Referring to 90s music as classics or oldies

When I finish watching a Harry Pooter marathon

My dad played that card until I was 16

When you win a game with randoms

When Pinocchio has been roasting me

The dog is just playing

Me every time I see someone walking towards my car

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave