Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation
Saloon Mirror VS. Home Mirror
Me reentering the dating pool
Me switching lanes to a lane
When your girl shows you her new nails
Introverts talking to other people VS. Introverts talking to themselves
I'll get a dog for protection
When you see your food coming at a restaurant
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
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