I don't want to drive
Easy choice for me
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time
Do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work
Not much of a rise and shine person
We all got that one friend
What did you eat today?
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story
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