I don't want to drive
My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself
Me waiting for it to be late so I can hurry up
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
Be gentle closing the door
Me ignoring my ex in public
Do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
But hey, things happen
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