I'm not supposed to tell anybody
When you check your phone in the middle of the night
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
In the backseat, opening a bag of candy
Stop trying to rap we need more plumbers
I did a thing today and I am proud
The good ice
When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
How I look at my man who is the love of my life
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