I'm not supposed to tell anybody
When Netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When you send thoughts and prayers
When you open the oven to check if the pizza is done
Me: I love learning new things
When yomeone asks you to speak about yourself
Me playing every game ever
My anxiety whispering in my ear
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