I'm not supposed to tell anybody
I don't wanna work but I need the money
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
Mood: muted, blocked, deleted, unfollowed, bye
When the teacher uses your assignment
Four year old me waiting to hand dad the wrench
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
Me thinking a road trip with kids will be fun
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