I'm not supposed to tell anybody
When you realize he's right in the argument
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
I love the sound of heavy rain and thunder
Me after getting home after a long day at work
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When people test your patience at work
When they think they know me
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