I'm not supposed to tell anybody
Me fake sleeping in the car
At the checkout
Me asking everyone how they like their burger
When your human says eating too many treats is unhealthy
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Fixing a boo boo as a kid VS. Fixing a boo boo as an adult
When your parents leave you home alone
Me: Having a normal peaceful afternoon
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