A spider doing absolutely nothing
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
When your human says eating too many treats is unhealthy
When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger
My routine is simple
I don't want to drive
Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep
This "None" I fear the most
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
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