The fastest things on Earth
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
When you make it to the bathroom just in time
Who have never seen The Office
You can't just erase people from your life
They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
When I leave a party early and unannounced
Me in any weather
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
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