The fastest things on Earth
POV: You left the sugar bag a bit open
I mastered bouncing back
With the heat on and the windows up
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
When you didn't buy any snacks at the supermarket
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
My taste in men
Me telling her to calm down🔥
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