Me after I finally decide what to watch on Netflix
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
Me right now
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
When my man tells me no, I just ask again
When your ex posts about loyalty
Everytime I see a cactus
Me realizing she won't like my dog
*Dented car speeds past me*
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