I feel stressed
When you walk into someone's house and they have a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign hanging on their wall
I need this on my front door
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
My relationship is like my car
How long is the flight?
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
I really need a vacation
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
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