Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
My anxiety whispering in my ear
Six year old me when it's the kiss scene
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
When your girl shows you her new nails
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
I want to get in better shape
When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going
Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...
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