When someone asks you a question right after you wake up
Me wide awake in the middle of the night
Friend I haven't seen in years
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
Get me outta here!
I have never seen such a beautiful vegetable
Why aren't you working?
I'm not clingy at all
The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
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