Me bringing home fast food for dinner
And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
What sort of position are you looking for?
Me at 3 AM in the kitchen
Takes one sip of coffee
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
Me in the principal's office
When your food sounds like a battlefield
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