Stay out of my feed with your corny posts
When you finish the ice cream
When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
When someone says they love you
Men over 40 in skinny jeans
When you're stuck in traffic
When you get the deluxe car wash
Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work
Relationship status: Probably never again
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