Motherhood gives you a special glow
When I'm singing a song and someone corrects me
Me: I love learning new things
POV: When you're finish crying and look yourself in the mirror
I have two milestones at work
People going to the beach and getting mad about people going to the beach
When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
Why do you want this job?
It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world
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