When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
When you're bonding with your pet
Me on the couch inside my house
My dreams are weird
Me telling my problems to my pet
It comes out like
Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
You wanted a man in your life so bad
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