When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
Sometimes I just zone out like this
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
When I get thirsty in the morning
Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
I'm just living
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