When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive

Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy

When I leave a party early and unannounced

Please, don't make a scene

If you don't do this at your house, you are too rich for me

Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken

When anyone asks my favourite weather

9 year old me thinking the game would load faster if I acted like I didn't care

When you're looking for an adult to handle the situation