When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
When the tacher asking a question
I am fast, very fast
This is forty five bags of spinach
Me getting ready for work
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
I doubt it!
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