When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
Not much of a rise and shine person
When someone asks you how your night went
A spider doing absolutely nothing
Patrick being so relatable at times
Driving makes me think and relax
There's logic to my laziness
When someone has explained something nine times
Takes one sip of coffee
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