Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
When someone speeds up to pass me
When you're still tired but have to wake up for work
When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf
Potatoes in literally any form
My dad played that card until I was 16
Most people don't want to be rich
Relationships be like
Me at least once a day, everyday
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