Me eating again because I'm bored
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
When someone asks you how your night went
Having a little nap on the sofa
Getting into a relationship these days be like
I doubt it!
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
When are you going to give us grandkids?
When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
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