My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
My anxiety: Hey, it's me again
Yes, I had breakfast
When you see your friends doing good in life
Stay out of my feed with your corny posts
My two personalities
When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself
I'll never waste my money
Time is fleeting
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