My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
I think I've had about all I can take
Me when I drop my pencil in class
How my wife sleeps
How long is the flight?
Harry Potter movies
Moving out from your parents house
Me with soft boiled eggs
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
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