Is everything a joke to you?

When your job is calling you on your day off

Me wide awake in the middle of the night

My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?

My parents in their 20s Vs. Me in my 20s

Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice

Me with soft boiled eggs

There's logic to my laziness