Cats in the street
Promise you won't tell anyone
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
Yes, I had breakfast
Being a girl is so expensive
When you make it to the bathroom just in time
When my mom complains about my attitude
No, I'm not letting you in
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