When someone tells you to stop being fake

Apple when you bite it and Apple after 5 minutes

When my pet starts liking someone else too much

When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door

When I'm peacefully sleeping

You can't defeat me

Me asking everyone how they like their burger

When you lose your train of thought midsentence

9 year old me thinking the game would load faster if I acted like I didn't care