When someone tells you to stop being fake
When you got two pets
It’s just from nowhere
Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
I know who's fake and who's real
It comes out like
Me crying in the room
I like sandwiches and I have anxiety
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