My last option when I'm losing an argument
*Watches the food network once*
The good ice
When someone says "this one time"
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
Getting home from a concert
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
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