My brain VS. My mouth
iPhone users when somebody talks about camera VS. iPhone users when somebody talks about battery
Revenge is not my style, I'll cry and accept it
Wanna go for a walk?
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
I like my water the way I like my emotions
How I look in the mirror VS. How I look in the photos
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Not much of a rise and shine person
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