I found somebody better than you

Your face when the pothole was deeper than it looked

When you see photos of yourself from 5 years ago

Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no

Me listening to the pouring rain outside my window

Crypto investor: We're both gonna make...

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor

I'm not very good at it