Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away
It is what it is!
My mom: Go get some lettuce
When you tell your mom that you're sick...
When your sarcasm is so on point...
Me, an intellectual
I know how to shuffle music
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
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