Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away
When you trying to sleep with the TV on
The slow one in the group
When guests come over
When someone asks you a question right after you wake up
I ain't clearing up no rumors
Me: *wakes up on time*
Why did you jump in your sleep?
My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
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