I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning
14 days in the supermarket VS 2 days in my house
Me when you first see me Vs me as soon as you talk to me
Your vacation was not approved
When someone asks you a question right after you wake up
When Netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching
I had breakfast today
Everytime I see a cactus
Today's gonna be a great day
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