I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning
Boys when their girlfriend tags them in anything
When you blindly trust your sister
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
When your favorite song blows up and now everyone is overplaying it
How I imagine my father looked as a baby
I would let you eat this part of my ice-cream
My name alone will ruin someone's whole day
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