I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning

Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken

Ed Sheeran: I'll be loving you till we're 70

When the turn is just a lil too hard

When I say I'm functional this is what I mean

I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer

When someone’s telling you tea but it’s actually concerning

When you're mad at him VS. When he's mad at you

When the wind blows a leaf across our yard at night