What I said VS. What I could say
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When they forget to give you a blanket
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What I want VS. What I can
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Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
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Now you have to turn on the car
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I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
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Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
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Me and my friends when we have money
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Me thinking that I've fixed my life just because I cleaned my room
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