What I said VS. What I could say
I can't wait for my birthday
My dog won't hurt you
My wife: we should really budget
What's worse than a heartbreak?
Me after I spent 23 hours 59 minutes with bae
Adulting is an extreme sport
You can fake a lot of things in life
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
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