Let people do what they wanna do

Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send

Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken

He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home

Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

When you accidentally send the screenshot to the person you screenshotted

Me: *texts my dad an important life update*

There's logic to my laziness