Only girls can understand

What did you eat today?

My cat any time I use the bathroom

Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?

Start every day with a smile

Swallows the wrong way

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

When the assigment is wrong and makes no sense