I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
Easy choice for me
What cows see when I drive past them
A wasp got in your house
You're gonna drive slow right
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
How it feels sharing the bed with my dog
Sunlight: *exists*
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