I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
I'm gonna go to bed early today
Math class is like watching a chinese movie
When you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month
They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
Other people when they win something VS. Me when I win something
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
What's wrong babe?
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